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‘With acupuncture practice The Pierced Card, how can I help you’.

‘I am dented by life’.

‘Have you filled in the intake form yet? It’s online’.

‘But I already have you on the line, right?’

‘Aha, I already feel some resistance, but we’ll pierce through that later. Let me brush you up on the house rules. If you pint a hundred piastres first, I will unleash all my arrows on you. If you have a lot of fluids, you should bring some towels. We’ll set a date, but don’t pin me down on it, I’m working peak hours. Why don’t you say anything?