Picturesque

‘Look at that beautiful tower, so baroque, so enchanting.’
‘All those frills make me nervous; I’ll stick to a menhir.’
‘The brochure says it’s an important monument. And what’s more, they speak French here.’
‘Did you know that it cost human lives to build that church? No trade unions, no health and safety regulations, those poor sods just fell off the scaffolding with their trowels, just for your church tower.’
‘As if menhirs erected themselves. Over there I see a restaurant with a rural atmosphere, it’s called ‘le piège à touristes.’
‘Oh boy, I can already see the authentically underpaid waiter stomping angrily back and forth on the terrace, everything is going according to plan today.’